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Age: 50 Joined: 01 Apr 2009 Posts: 18 Likes: 4 Location: lynnwood 47222.00 NLN Dollars
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Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 101688 Likes: 47033 Location: Gambleville 3114871.10 NLN Dollars
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qtip7397, Welcome to noluckneeded!!!
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Age: 70 Joined: 10 Jun 2006 Posts: 1222 Likes: 45 Location: WV 1720003.00 NLN Dollars
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A Story About Getting Even
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so
we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her
'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he
would let us know when we could come and get her. My
husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his
WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the
vet 'El-Charge-O'.? They love to hate each other and
constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in
the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen my Husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any
more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a
rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God
only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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Age: 47 Joined: 24 Aug 2006 Posts: 69 Likes: 7 Location: 95 4411.00 NLN Dollars
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Age: 61 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 503 Likes: 18 Location: LuckyLand!! 24358.00 NLN Dollars
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So many funny posts.... I will stick with Three of my favorite little critters...[marq=up]So many funny posts.... I will stick with Three of my favorite little critters... because they always make me laugh!
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Age: 47 Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 625 Likes: 25 122995.00 NLN Dollars
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cool contest
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Age: 74 Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 478 Likes: 83 Location: pensacola,florida 320289.00 NLN Dollars
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Tide cant get the dirt out i get into
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Age: 62 Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 1450 Likes: 26 Location: wisconsin 18400.00 NLN Dollars
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Kind of a april fools on the police
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Age: 62 Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 293 Likes: 7 Location: Canada 14759.00 NLN Dollars
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My husband decided to give me a lap dance one evening when he got out of the shower. Our patio doors face the couch. My daughter comes home in a cab and the cabbie had to come to the door for money...he saw my husband and was totally speechless he was laughing so hard..did we pay him??..no..he laughed and said it was the best "caught in the act" he's ever witnessed...lmao
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Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Posts: 101688 Likes: 47033 Location: Gambleville 3114871.10 NLN Dollars
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PegeeSue, LOL!!!!!!!! Is that a true story or a joke?
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Age: 50 Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Posts: 193 Likes: 7 Location: SanDiego 168625.00 NLN Dollars
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Age: 42 Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 319 Likes: 7 Location: Texarkana,Texas 5979.00 NLN Dollars
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I GAMBLED ALL MY WIFES MONEY AWAY......AND SHE WANTS A DIVORCE ...JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE
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What do you get if you have mono twice??
A stereo
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Age: 71 Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 222 Likes: 18 6250.00 NLN Dollars
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