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Posted:01.04.2009, 16:10

I Lick Windows on the Short Bus

Keep up the great listings!! and remember to wear your helmet but don't drool too much, or the headbanger on the back of the bus might slip....

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Posted:01.04.2009, 16:31

A Story About Getting Even

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so
we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn't know what to call her so we named her
'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he
would let us know when we could come and get her. My
husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his
WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet
calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the
vet 'El-Charge-O'.? They love to hate each other and
constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in
the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen my Husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any
more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a
rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God
only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Posted:01.04.2009, 17:46

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Posted:01.04.2009, 17:48

So many funny posts.... I will stick with Three of my favorite little critters...[marq=up]So many funny posts.... I will stick with Three of my favorite little critters... because they always make me laugh!

Posted:01.04.2009, 17:53

cool contest

Posted:01.04.2009, 18:26

Posted:01.04.2009, 19:11

Tide cant get the dirt out i get into

Posted:01.04.2009, 19:47

Kind of a april fools on the police

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

WHEN YOU'RE OLD

AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Posted:01.04.2009, 20:15

My husband decided to give me a lap dance one evening when he got out of the shower. Our patio doors face the couch. My daughter comes home in a cab and the cabbie had to come to the door for money...he saw my husband and was totally speechless he was laughing so hard..did we pay him??..no..he laughed and said it was the best "caught in the act" he's ever witnessed...lmao

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PegeeSue, LOL!!!!!!!! Is that a true story or a joke?

Posted:01.04.2009, 20:54

These are all funny! At least to me. Thanx for the Contest!

Posted:01.04.2009, 21:14

I GAMBLED ALL MY WIFES MONEY AWAY......AND SHE WANTS A DIVORCE ...JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE

Posted:01.04.2009, 22:07

What do you get if you have mono twice??
A stereo

Posted:01.04.2009, 22:24

I was looking on line this morning to buy a new car and there was an add for a nice car cheap and at the bottom of the ad it said!! THIS IS MY TEACHER CAR THAT I AM SELLING AND IT IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, SO DONT TELL HIM WHEN YOU CALL ABOUT THE VEHICLE.