Too good not to pass on (not casino related)

Hi Noluckers!

I received the following e-mail from my oldest daughter today. I at first thought that she had a subliminal message for me as I sometimes let the small stuff slide by.

Any way, hope you enjoy it as much as I did .......

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house
to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest
of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you
think might be in need of inner peace.

gwendolyna