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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter De Vries

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother."
- quote Abraham Lincoln

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children
- Brandon Lee

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
- Marion C. Garretty

We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.
- quote by Henry Ward Beecher

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
- Quotes by Zora Neale Hurston

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.
- Special Quotes for Mother's Day by William D. Tammeus

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
- Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
- Oscar Wilde

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

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The Great Things Mom Taught Me!
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This fun page is for all of the mothers of the world who lovingly try to teach their kids some of life's most important lessons.

In the end, little brats just end up growing into bigger brats without learning a thing, but hey, at least mothers try their best to teach them something along the way! Thanks, and enjoy the jokes! -- Alex

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

Posted:10.05.2009, 11:32

God Bless ALL Mother's!

Such an Important job we have, rewarding and frightening at times

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

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Posted:10.05.2009, 12:01

happy mothers day to all mothers out there.

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Blessed are the Grandmothers, who sometimes pick
up a little slack & make a world of difference ♥
Some pick up all the slack, thank you too

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:05

I had a bad night at work last night, and I remeber that I would come home and call my mom and tell her all about it.

I cried all last night, I miss her sooooooooo much.

This is my first year without her

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RGALP, She would not want you to cry. She knows you will meet again soon..

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:07

I'm sorry for that post.....Happy Mother's Day to everyone who is lucky enough to still have your moms.

And of course Happy Mother's Day to all of you who are moms!!!!!

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:08

Here's hoping that all Mother's enjoy this day,
there has been no greater gift than
my two sons...I love being a Mother, and
the lesson I have learned is it never ends.
My boys are 37 & 38, and I would not have
changed being a MOM for anything!!

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RGALP, Don't be sorry... but don't be too sad either. Your Mom would prefer to watch above while you smile and laugh... I am certain.

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:09

Happy Mother's Day from a happy old granddad of 5, father of 3, and son of 2 (Mom and Dad). All the best to everyone. Cheers!

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:14

Happy Mother's Day Everyone!!!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day

Posted:10.05.2009, 12:15

Happy mothers day to all!!!!!!

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wraven23, I miss my Grandpa!

Bless all the Grandparents out there who
makes such a difference everyday.