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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


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courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
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This was not funny enough to post in the joke contest,
but it is an original from moi! Laughing

My addiction to coffee is spiraling out of control.
I need an intervention & a 12 step program.
Caf-anonymous? Espresso Eddiction? CappAnon?
NervousBeaters? STOPCOFFEE? KoffeeKillers?
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tony montana from scarface "i always tell the truth,even when i lie"!!!
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I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol

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My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!

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I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol

Okay another one:

My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!

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« Percival » wrote:

I really like that one Slamdoggie, its me gambling.... lol

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My life's motto: money for nothing - chips for free!

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This one is my motto:
You got to stay crazy to keep from going insane!


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lol.. this was fun, thanks for the contest!


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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous

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cambaby2, LOL!! Put this one in the joke contest! Laughing
"Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous "
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lol.. ever since my cousin and her 3 yr old son moved in with me its not so much a joke as it is the truth though... Razz lmao
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Another Woody Allen quote (... and I just can't get enough):

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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This one also applies to me... its getting better now:

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have.

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my fav quote is from customer service ..........'can you please resend those forms we didnt seem to get them'
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