CLOSED| Best One Liner Quotes | Free Contest | NoLuckNeeded

Posted:13.05.2009, 13:53

We all have photographic memories...Some of us just don't have film

Posted:13.05.2009, 13:54

Don't bother being resentful. It allows someone you don't like to live in your head...RENT FREE

Posted:13.05.2009, 17:25

If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

I'll use this one here LOL

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Posted:13.05.2009, 19:19

Some of these quotes are pretty good

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:04

Like Mom always said: Don't cut off your nose to spite your face! lol

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:05

a penny saved is a penny earned.

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:07

If I only knew then what I know now, lol!

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:07

No sense crying over spilt milk.

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:08

I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached, lol.

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:09

A stitch in time saves nine.

Posted:14.05.2009, 12:30

What am I supposed to be, a mind reader?

Posted:14.05.2009, 21:18

Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing

A Smith Wesson beats four aces

I hope to break even this week. I need the money.

No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time

At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one

The only difference between a winner and a loser is character

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead

Posted:15.05.2009, 19:46

Thats just baby fat, you will lose it , dont worry.

Posted:15.05.2009, 20:44

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, they shouldn't nail up pictures either