CLOSED Best Jokes and Memes Contest with FOUR $25 USD Prizes

Posted:14.06.2023, 19:18

chilly today

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Posted:15.06.2023, 05:12

Enjoiy your day

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Posted:15.06.2023, 12:05

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both spread for bread..

Posted:15.06.2023, 19:37

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old rooster... As he feels that the old rooster could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young rooster from the market... Old rooster to Young rooster: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity... Young rooster: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired. Old rooster : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some? Young rooster: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine. Old rooster: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have all. Young rooster: Okay! What kind of competition? Old rooster: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. Young rooster: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning. In the morning the Young rooster allows the Old rooster to start off & when the Old rooster crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old rooster's back in a matter of seconds. Suddenly....."BANG" !!! Before he could overtake the old rooster, he was shot dead by the farmer... who cursed, "Hell" This is the 5th GAY rooster I've bought this week."