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Posted:26.06.2023, 15:50

Two men were at the Casino and were just leaving to go home at 3:00 a.m.

The first man says “You know what I hate about this? When I go home. I turn off my headlights, turn off the engine, and coast into the driveway. Then I go to the front door, take off my shoes and sneak in as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and we end up having a fight.”

The second man says “What I do instead is drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few times, get out of the car, slam the door, go in the house and slam the door. Then I yell "Honey, I'm home," run upstairs, slap her on the bum and say, "How about a little love, woman?"

"She never even moves!"

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Posted:26.06.2023, 18:40

Why did the toliet paper not cross the road? Because it got stuck in the crack. lol

Posted:27.06.2023, 10:53

stay well all

Posted:27.06.2023, 17:00

My sister finally had her baby today.
I knew she had it in her!

Posted:27.06.2023, 18:46

I’m That Man
Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.

Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible story. He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you the dime."

"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the door open!"

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Posted:28.06.2023, 20:17

WHAT DID THE THE FISH SAY WHEN IT HIT THE WALL?

DAM

Posted:28.06.2023, 21:18

night all

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Posted:29.06.2023, 11:24

I asked my son to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read anything on it...

Posted:29.06.2023, 22:56