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[quote="shirlsplay"] « TDTAT » wrote: « shirlsplay » wrote: I like hearing daily happenings also , wish there was more gossip...Lmaooo
Haha! Yeah if I recall correctly, I think the biggest news was your boyfriend's colonoscopy. Maybe we should start a daily "gossip" contest.
Shirlsplay, it may not be gossip but here's a few one liners for your boyfriend.
Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is…)
1.“Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2.“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3.“Can you hear me NOW?”
4.“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5.“You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
6.“Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
7.“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8.“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9.“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10.“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11.“You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
12.“God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
13.“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite
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Age: 62 Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3690 Likes: 4739 Location: Minnesota 5099188.00 NLN Dollars
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Age: 74 Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Posts: 72 Likes: 9 Location: Nampa 3320.00 NLN Dollars
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I like contests but don`t play much as I am not one of the luckiest people around.Best of luck to all
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Age: 55 Joined: 28 Apr 2010 Posts: 14927 Likes: 17352 Location: Reno,Nevada 4209623.00 NLN Dollars
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LoL thanks webdeb #8 is my favorite...lol
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Age: 62 Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3690 Likes: 4739 Location: Minnesota 5099188.00 NLN Dollars
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« Dinky49 » wrote: I like contests but don`t play much as I am not one of the luckiest people around.Best of luck to all
It's good to see you! You can make your own luck in this contest... if you enter everyday your odds of winning will be significantly higher!
The winners are chosen by picking a page number and a post number so if you post once on every page of the contest your odds are 1:15 for a win, twice on a page 2:15.. and ect.
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webdeb, That's hilarious! Number 13 really made me laugh.
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Age: 38 Joined: 11 Dec 2015 Posts: 1277 Likes: 1618 Location: izmir 3932034.00 NLN Dollars
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hello
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Age: 54 Joined: 25 Mar 2010 Posts: 151 Likes: 177 Location: california 165144.00 NLN Dollars
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Age: 62 Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3690 Likes: 4739 Location: Minnesota 5099188.00 NLN Dollars
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I may be away for a couple of days, or a few, depending on the weather. We are planning to leave in the morning to go on a camping trip. I'm bringing my laptop, but I'm not sure about wifi where we are going. Either way, we will have a blast!
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Age: 38 Joined: 11 Dec 2015 Posts: 1277 Likes: 1618 Location: izmir 3932034.00 NLN Dollars
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good day
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Hope everyone is having a great day!
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gjr1961, Have fun camping!
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Age: 62 Joined: 30 Sep 2006 Posts: 3690 Likes: 4739 Location: Minnesota 5099188.00 NLN Dollars
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Finishing packing up and then on our way. We will be camping near where my granddaughter lives, so she will be able to spend time with us. I am so excited!
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Age: 56 Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 1752 Likes: 911 Location: Minnesota 675950.00 NLN Dollars
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I like reading gossip. LOL I have a few stories about my neighbors for sure.
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