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2112
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Posts: 157
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 |  Posted:17.12.2006, 13:48 Need a laugh! |   |
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
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TDTAT
Joined: 11 Mar 2006
Posts: 57208
Location: Gambleville
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| | Posted:17.12.2006, 13:52 (No subject) | |
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2112
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Posts: 157
580 NLN Dollars
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| | Posted:17.12.2006, 14:08 (No subject) | |
Good way to make some free cash... No deposit!!
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wvguitargirl
Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Posts: 710
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| | Posted:20.12.2006, 09:16 (No subject) | |
Hey, good idea 2112!!! I'm taking off my pants now!
Darn, I guess this doesn't work with online casino's. And my butt's getting cold.
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darmac
Age: 45
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 12
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| | Posted:07.01.2007, 13:21 (No subject) | |
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phoenix928
Age: 48
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 18
Location: Arizona
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| | Posted:21.05.2007, 05:08 (No subject) | |
Hope this is okay,
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy and they go down the femine hygine isle, they walk up to the cashier with a box of tampons, the young boy puts it down, and the cashier looks at him and says, " son, how old are you?" the boy replies " I'm 8" The cashier askes him, " son do you know what these are used for?" The boy replies, " no, not really, but their not for me, their for my brother here, He's 4" The clerk looks at him and says, " What does he need them for?" the boy replies, " Well we seen on t.v. where when you use these you can ride a bike and go swimming, And he can't do either of those things!!!!!!!!! 
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AK
Age: 30
Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 61
Location: Kansas
4140 NLN Dollars
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| | Posted:21.06.2007, 00:08 (No subject) | |
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lewbeth
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 339
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| | Posted:21.06.2007, 22:58 (No subject) | |
I thought I had gender issues......????????
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