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One day my wife was complaining about her breast being to small. She said she was going to get a breast job for $5,000. to make them bigger. I argued that we don't have that kind of money & she said she didn't care she was spending our last dime to get her breast larger. I said honey why don't you rub toilet paper between your breast first to see if that works & save the $5,000. She said what are you talking about. I said it cetainly work for your ass.
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corrslight11, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
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salut a tous
salut tawnia
moi ca va
super soirée de prevu
c est la fete et le week end
bizzzzzz 
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si vous avez un chien qui n a pas de pattes
comment l appeleriez vous????
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vous ne l appelé pas, aller le chercher le pauvre il ne viendra pas
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GLAD TO BE DRUNK
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Here are a few ...of what I believe to be very fair portrayals of our "Commander & Chief"... take a look...
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okay okay how bout this one????????
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rorer7114, SPOILED66, LOL MDR
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He claims he can't communicate with me
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beaucoup de mal pour comprendre les messages en anglais........
Nous autres, français, sommes nuls en langues étrangères.
il faudrait que je commenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HAPPY WEEK END FOR YOU
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une petite.... pour rire
Pourquoi le match Colombie-Jamaïque ne pourra pas avoir lieu lors de la coupe du monde ?
- Parce qu'avant le match ils auront déjà sniffé toutes les lignes blanches...
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